One Small Step for Man...

Hi there, Reader. Welcome to my life.

Well, unless you Google me and come to the conclusion that I live in Burbsville, Midwest, and then move to my hometown and forcibly inject yourself into my social group, you won't actually be a part of my life. Instead, you'll be the life observer I always wanted to be.
I hope that's okay.
But on to business: this is a (mostly) factual account of this twisted rollercoaster Reality through the glassy eyes of the observer. Stupidity will be documented, injustice will be committed, strongly worded letters will be written to strangers, and lots of shitty coffee will be consumed.
Let's go.